Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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