Midget sex pt 2 tonight
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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