he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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