the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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