I wish life had little blips of pornography
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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