The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
