Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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