wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
