I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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