before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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