Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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