Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Michael Bay diarrhea
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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