Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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