3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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