Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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