we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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