I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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