So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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