people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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