There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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