no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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