what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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