It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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