The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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