Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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