I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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