Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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