Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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