just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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