Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Then you guys just all showered together...?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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