Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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