Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
