But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
