C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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