HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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