it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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