He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
cat food counts as protein by the way
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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