I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
