saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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