Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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