its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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