Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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