if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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