from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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