Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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