turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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