Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
