Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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