That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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