I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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