her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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